It was our fourth night in Venice, at the end of day four of having way to much fun on the city that sits on ancient wooden stilts in the middle of the Adriatic Sea. It was also the first night of Carneval. My head was reeling from the discovery that yes indeed I do like white wine. …
I just bought my first pair of padded pants! No I’m not incontinent, I have decided to be a cyclist! Well kind of. I hate riding my bike anywhere near cars. It’s just not fun to me when cars are roaring by you at fifty …
“So far this morning I have had a man pick his nose while having a conversation with me. I watched some one blow a snot rocket into a trash can after the first race, A man sat down on the bench next to me and belched loudly five times and farted once. ( I was …
We talk in fractions. “The eight is 9-2” We speak our own language with words like, Saez and Leparoux and Florent Geroux. We throw out terms like tongue ties and lay offs. Any one listening to use chat would think what in the world are these guys in the red suspenders talking about? We get …
A tomato with blue eyes, a kitty cat and an Indian went on a forest walk about on Christmas Eve morning. No this is not a bad joke. The tomato is me (As my face was wind burned) Carly our pup was the kitty cat (As she comes when I say kitty kitty) and my …