Back in my formative years, you know, when we still had to tape our favorite shows on the old VCR, Mulder told me to “trust no one,” and I still abide by those wise words from my favorite sci-fi cult classic, The X-Files. Aliens, shady government operatives, strange lights hovering over the desert—trust no one. …
I am a lifelong Californian, and it honestly breaks my heart to say this, but the Golden State has started to feel less like a paradise and more like a very expensive group project. Nobody read the instructions, everyone wants credit, and Gavin Newsom somehow still found time for a photo shoot. So, on June …
It’s summertime. Officially. Maybe you are celebrating the dog days of summer by sweating alongside 2,000 other protesters at your local Great MAGA Monarchy Panic Protest-homemade signs, reusable water bottles, the smell of Wake and Bake Hippies stoned and full of righteous fury at ten a.m.. Or maybe you are not a dumb-dumb liberal and …
Whoever thought that a global pandemic like the plague or Scarlet fever would be a thing we would live through in our lifetimes? Well, whoever thought Donald Trump would be president? Twice. Some days here in 2025 it feels like we are just surviving through a Stephen King movie. I mean, seriously, drones the size …
Is it possible to live your life as a conservative without being labeled as a Patriot? Just because I think Kamala Harris is an embarrassment to women doesn’t mean I support Orange Julius Caesar. But I as a conservative woman I do enjoy messing with liberal hippie strangers on The Facebook (I always just assume …