Take my advice. Do not drink and dye things. I have a new obsession. It involves leather. I’ve spent the last few days obsessed with playing with dye and getting crafty. Last night I decided to play with dye and also drink beer. This morning I awoke to streaks of Cherry Wood on my fridge. …
This morning I awoke to a kitten purring and licking my face. Outside my windows I could hear the wind blowing and the snow hitting the window panes. Now this is how you should wake up on a snow day. That’s right, I’m making today a snow day. I’m not going to work. I may …
This whole mountain is in a panic. It is fucking pandemonium out there! A coworker called to remind me that “We are getting a huge snow storm tonight!!!” I seriously wanted to laugh in her face. Excuse me? A huge snow storm? In March 1991 we got three feet of snow in ten days. Old …
My coworker told me she ran two miles with a jogger She was bragging about what a great full body workout it was! I told her I was going to do the same thing with my cat! She laughed I …
What is the most magically delicious food after a night of drinking? Well that would be bacon of course! What is the most horrible noise a hung over friend does not want to hear at ten a.m. in Vegas? A fire alarm shrieking and screaming…for fifteen minutes… And her seven none hung over friends laughing …