Today I ran as fast as a dolphin. As my boyfriend pointed out it must have been a very slow dolphin. I spent my early morning cursing the traffic of southern California. One whole hour to drive twenty three miles is just uncalled for So Cal and I just do not appreciate it. I was …
“Babe, I think I have typhoid” I’m laying on the couch in pain for the third day straight. “How can you possibly have Typhoid? You just got vaccinated for it and we are still safely in California!” My boyfriend is staring at me from the couch, the image of Donald Trump’s ginormous face reflected behind …
When I find myself constantly weaving my way around a chihuahua in a sweater leashed to a cart in Stater Brothers and keep getting glared at by the tiny purse dogs owner every time her dog tries to dart in front of my shopping cart that’s when I know grocery shopping the morning before thanksgiving …
It was so cold last night my bones were aching. I have a bad back and issues with both my hips and I had hiked close to thirty miles in the last three days but I had kept my pack light. I simply did not understand why my body was so achy. As I tried …
Good morning Comrade Obama. Or should I say “Dobrue utro” (That would be Russian for good morning) Obama you only have fifty seven days left in the oval office. I realize your job is almost done now and you can probably spend your days playing golf and handing out prestiges awards to celebrities and basketball players. I …