It sounds like every outdoor adventurer’s fantasy, right? Sell it all, gas up the RV, pack the Starlink and hit the open roads of America without ever looking back. Cue Willie Nelson, cue Instagram filters, cue smug “offgrid” hashtags. Oh, if only traveling full-time in a motorhome were that cut and dry! But here’s what …
2025 has been a year. I really don’t know what I did in life to deserve the shitstorm that 2025 has thrown at me. As I limped my way into 2025, a hiking guide with two busted up ankles, I thought, This too shall pass. Well, it’s now nine long chronic pain-filled months later, and …
If you, like I, are a fan of the most secluded California lake camping spots, then come with me on a California road trip adventure! So, off we jet-packed at 5 a.m., farting our way up Highway 395 (I swear, the dog’s just a natural gas factory), fueled by Raisin Bran and way too much …
Leave the rosé at home, lace up those dusty trail runners (preferably not the neon ones from 2012), and prepare to traipse through the Inyo Wilderness for four soul-cleansing days of pure, unfiltered nature. That means sweating until you cry, sleeping on a rock that’s pretending to be a sleeping pad, and wondering why you …
I can’t believe I’m typing this because camping, come on, bro, you don’t need a master’s degree to set up a tent! But it seems like most campers I meet are very unintelligent. That’s just my professional opinion, one week into a four-week-long camping trip. The big thing that stands out in my mind about …