“Babe, I think I have typhoid” I’m laying on the couch in pain for the third day straight. “How can you possibly have Typhoid? You just got vaccinated for it and we are still safely in California!” My boyfriend is staring at me from the couch, the image of Donald Trump’s ginormous face reflected behind …
Good morning Comrade Obama. Or should I say “Dobrue utro” (That would be Russian for good morning) Obama you only have fifty seven days left in the oval office. I realize your job is almost done now and you can probably spend your days playing golf and handing out prestiges awards to celebrities and basketball players. I …
In a world where we can’t get a minutes rest from the noise of Fox News, CNN, Donald Trump and Hillary sometimes it’s nice to just sit in a silent forest and just be. At 10,000 feet you don’t even hear birds in the tall limber pines. Sometimes I hear a bee or the roar …
Dear California, From the Pacific Ocean to the snowy slopes of Lake Tahoe you have really done it this time. No I’m not here today to complain about your crowded freeways and how much I hate the 405. I’m here today to bitch and moan and whine about all the idiots who voted yes on …
I’m extremely frustrated in the last week or so with how entitled young Americans are. Instead of attending school they protest on freeways and burn flags. Dear UCLA Students, You are supposed to be the smartest college students in the country. Don’t play on the freeway! And it’s ironic to see them having a temper …