After a summer’s camping morning of trekking to a backcountry lake, I definitely deserve some Meat Candy. Hello there, Candied Sausage Burnt Ends. Trekking uphill at over 10,000 feet can be exhausting, but its all worth it when you get to relax at the end of the day at a private mountain lake beach, just …
Month: August 2025
If it’s that favorite summertime holiday where we celebrate our independence in this country and even my liberal relatives wave a flag or two, you can find me in a large body of cool water in my Donald Trump blow-up floaty. And yes, I will have this nacho cheese dip recipe bubbling away in the …
I can’t wait to be a dirty camper again. I also can’t wait to shove a Keto Cheese Bowl at my face again. This right here is one of my favorite keto life hacks I discovered in the summertime of 2025. But first, I had to embarrass myself by wondering if I needed 2 a.m. …
If you, like I, are a fan of the most secluded California lake camping spots, then come with me on a California road trip adventure! So, off we jet-packed at 5 a.m., farting our way up Highway 395 (I swear, the dog’s just a natural gas factory), fueled by Raisin Bran and way too much …
Let’s face it, we live in an ever more catastrophic world. Sometimes I feel like we are living through a dystopian novel every day. Seriously, even Stephen King himself couldn’t write this shit. So, how do you prepare for the inevitable with humor and a touch of existential dread? With a bit of planning, you, …