Being on vacation for four days makes me miss my tiny mountain kitchen back home in my mountains, two hundred miles away. Last week I spent a epic few days in the Eastern Sierras seeing how much fun we could have with out snow boarding or skiing ( Two winter sports that are just …
The Subaru dealership used to be a magical place filled with kittens. That was back in the good old days. Now the kittens have been replaced with reality t.v. about pit bulls, the trashiest member of the dog family. I miss the kittens. There are donuts now, but I just had a delicious protein …
It’s nine p.m. I’m in scenic and snowy alpine-lic-cous Mammoth California and I’m fucking choking. I have been coughing and drinking wine for two hours. Wine helps the coughing, right? Red hot chili flakes would be the source of my itchy throat. Our evening began hours earlier when J and I …
This is a tale of cows, jeeps, gas and a little to much sour beer. Last night we had way to much fun out on the town in the alpine mountain village of Mammoth California. So many of the stories surrounding last night have to do with bodily functions. Like as …
I just wanted my chili cheese fries ingredients and I wanted to get the hell out of that grocery store. I had already had one dirty old man tell me a joke today about a penis circumcised and as I quickly shoved garlic fries, chili, sour cream and cheese in my little red hand …