I just bought my first pair of padded pants! No I’m not incontinent, I have decided to be a cyclist! Well kind of. I hate riding my bike anywhere near cars. It’s just not fun to me when cars are roaring by you at fifty …
“So far this morning I have had a man pick his nose while having a conversation with me. I watched some one blow a snot rocket into a trash can after the first race, A man sat down on the bench next to me and belched loudly five times and farted once. ( I was …
We talk in fractions. “The eight is 9-2” We speak our own language with words like, Saez and Leparoux and Florent Geroux. We throw out terms like tongue ties and lay offs. Any one listening to use chat would think what in the world are these guys in the red suspenders talking about? We get …
A tomato with blue eyes, a kitty cat and an Indian went on a forest walk about on Christmas Eve morning. No this is not a bad joke. The tomato is me (As my face was wind burned) Carly our pup was the kitty cat (As she comes when I say kitty kitty) and my …
There are so many resolutions people make for the new year. Quit smoking. Start exercising. Watch less T.V. Luckily for me, I already live a super healthy life style so I can focus on a different goal in 2016. I want to hit a signer. A signer in horse racing is what we call making …