I’ll Have the Nut Cream

     I should have known as soon as we walked into our suite.
     The first thing I noticed, well besides the spacious floor plan and the ocean front view was the painting of the dude grabbing his nuts.

    As soon as my boyfriend walked into the bedroom it was the first thing out of my mouth.
   “Is it just me or is that dude grabbing his balls?”
    I’d like to say that’s the last time we talked about balls on this Mexican vacation but than we went downstairs to the Thanksgiving dinner included in our stay.
    Our waiter asked us if for our first course we wanted salad or the nuts?
    What kind of nuts, we asked?
    “Nuts!” Was his response. Okay apparently nuts was the first course, kind of weird but when in Mexico….
     So my boyfriend and our new friends ordered the nuts.
    No joke, the first course was Nut Cream.
    I saw the sign for Nut Cream in the elevator on the way to dinner earlier in the evening actually and had actually pondered
    “Babe, what exactly is a Nut Cream?”
     I thought I was a foodie and I really had no clue!
     Well, let me tell you, it’s a soup, kind of like a cream of wheat but it’s more like cream of nut.
     The best thing to be said about the Nut Cream was it inspired many jokes throughout the evening.