Due to a series of unfortunate bodily events, guess what, I need a blood transfusion. No, this is not an April Fool’s prank; it’s truly the state of my health. Welcome to 2026, where the hits keep coming! Apparently, this little life medical adventure has been in the works for a while. The very patient …
So you think you can cook a real Madras curry just because you ordered one from that sad little curry house wedged between the vape shop and the Subway in a strip mall in Boise? How hard could it be bro? Google a Madras curry powder recipe, buy some chicken thighs and I’m pretty sure …
Even in the winter months, I can always go for a delicious Caesar Chicken Salad, the more keto and gluten-free, the better. Hello, Air Fryer Caesar Chicken, you beautiful Chicken-flavored beast! By the time the Ides of March roll around, I’ve already logged more miles snowshoeing tourists through Big Bear than Julius Caesar logged betrayals. …
These days, our St Patrick’s Day fun involves hanging out with our pets, thrilled that it’s Tuesday and we made it past our Monday 36-hour fast once again. Will there be green beer in our future? Hell no! In 2026 me couldn’t imagine putting food coloring in beer! WWRFKJRD? He would probably fry something in …
Here we are in 2026, a year when trusting anything feels like a personal risk. Institutions? Questionable. Systems? Broken. Grocery availability? A fever dream.But you know what you can trust? Kumquats.Tiny, aggressive little citrus optimism sweet and tart flavor bombs that can improve anything—even bland, sad coleslaw. Yes, coleslaw, I swear. Trust me, I’m a …