Here in 2026, if you use AI to create high-quality food photos in the wilderness — mostly because in real life you’re inhaling your keto charcuterie lunch like a feral raccoon before you can even unlock your phone — I can almost guarantee someone from a concrete jungle suburb with a name like Thousand Weeping …
Yesterday, somewhere between a completely reasonable ten-mile mountain bike ride and creating a gourmet Pop Up picnic lunch for fifteen guests deep in the San Bernardino National Forest, I decided to take my “waterproof” phone on what I can only describe as a pickle juice swim. Because nothing says springtime vibes like a thousand-dollar device floating …
Here in 2026, if there is anything wrong with you, you can pretty much just assume it was related to COVID or the COVID vaccine. Random chest pains for three days straight? Can’t make a very funny joke about an orange cat named Forty-Seven without doubling over in pain and clutching your chest like an …
Nothing makes me happier than hiking, camping, and chasing fall colors straight into snow season. I love the cold. I love waking up to frost on the ground, crisp air in my lungs, and that smug outdoorsy feeling that says, Yes, I chose this on purpose. I also love low-sugar campfire cocktails, let me count …
It may be March, but I am still aggressively clinging to my healthy lifestyle goals for New Year 2026. Does it get easier? No.Am I still trying? Also, no — but I am pretending very convincingly. I recently made “croutons” out of chicken skins. If nothing screams commitment to a keto Greek chicken salad lifestyle, …