According to every influencer on the GRAM. If it’s October, you bet your skinny hiker ass you better be cooking with pumpkin! However, I don’t care for pumpkin, so I won’t be adding it to my enchiladas, my body butter, my cappuccino, or my lasagna. I will, however, substitute acorn squash because I’m not a …
This has been the summer when I have said hell no to turning my oven on. And it’s all thanks to my obsession with the air fryer. And yes, that even includes taking my air fryer on a camping trip, because It’s My Birthday and I will do what I want! Including inhaling my favorite …
I have been hunting for a keto version of Boneless Buffalo Chicken Tenders for years! I’ve tried many store-bought versions. My biggest issue with the frozen store-bought versions, even when they are keto is that they use extremely processed chicken for the nuggets! Keto is supposed to make my lifestyle healthier; I don’t want to …
Here in 2026, if you use AI to create high-quality food photos in the wilderness — mostly because in real life you’re inhaling your keto charcuterie lunch like a feral raccoon before you can even unlock your phone — I can almost guarantee someone from a concrete jungle suburb with a name like Thousand Weeping …
Yesterday, somewhere between a completely reasonable ten-mile mountain bike ride and creating a gourmet Pop Up picnic lunch for fifteen guests deep in the San Bernardino National Forest, I decided to take my “waterproof” phone on what I can only describe as a pickle juice swim. Because nothing says springtime vibes like a thousand-dollar device floating …