Here in 2026, if there is anything wrong with you, you can pretty much just assume it was related to COVID or the COVID vaccine. Random chest pains for three days straight? Can’t make a very funny joke about an orange cat named Forty-Seven without doubling over in pain and clutching your chest like an …
Nothing makes me happier than hiking, camping, and chasing fall colors straight into snow season. I love the cold. I love waking up to frost on the ground, crisp air in my lungs, and that smug outdoorsy feeling that says, Yes, I chose this on purpose. I also love low-sugar campfire cocktails, let me count …
It may be March, but I am still aggressively clinging to my healthy lifestyle goals for New Year 2026. Does it get easier? No.Am I still trying? Also, no — but I am pretending very convincingly. I recently made “croutons” out of chicken skins. If nothing screams commitment to a keto Greek chicken salad lifestyle, …
Due to a series of unfortunate bodily events, guess what, I need a blood transfusion. No, this is not an April Fool’s prank; it’s truly the state of my health. Welcome to 2026, where the hits keep coming! Apparently, this little life medical adventure has been in the works for a while. The very patient …
So you think you can cook a real Madras curry just because you ordered one from that sad little curry house wedged between the vape shop and the Subway in a strip mall in Boise? How hard could it be bro? Google a Madras curry powder recipe, buy some chicken thighs and I’m pretty sure …



