Ouch and the Bad Smell

   There is a reason I do not do girl things.
   I just tried to straighten my hair and I got my ear stuck in the straightener.
   Does that sound like a good time?
   Because it was not.

   Also last night I was complaining to my coworker that my car smells like feet.
   So much for that new car smell.
    You see, yesterday I ran through a river, it was breath taking, freezing cold and felt amazing at mile seven of my twelve mile run, however my shoes were muddy soaked disasters and they made my car smell like a swamp.
   Than last night driving home from work at midnight, I was THISCLOSE to hitting the cutest little skunk.
    I guess what I’m saying is my car could smell worse.
    And my ear hurts.