I was perusing Craigslist this morning when I came across something special.
Only in the 909 do people keep Bambi as a pet.
I came across this ad
I have a pure breed Saanen doe that I want to breed in August, so I’m looking for a purebreed buck to have her bred to. I would really appreciate if you could do it for no cost, but I do have money, rabbits, rabbit pelts, etc to trade for the service. If you have a pure breed Saanen buck and are willing to stud him to my doe, please email me. Thank you
Besides the fact that obviously this guy keeps Bambi as a pet, he wants to find another deer lover who has a buck as a pet to make little Bambie’s. Who would keep a buck as a pet?! Suddenly I feel like I live in May Berry.
Also, please notice, he would prefer to barter with rabbits and their pelts instead of cash.
Okay, I’m done.