I have spent the last twenty years being deeply suspicious of tofu. Not a casual “meh, not my thing” kind of suspicion, but a full-on side-eye from across the grocery store level of fear. After having non-tumorous breast lumps removed in my twenties (TWENTIES, Wow, so long ago) and watching several women in my family …
The Subaru dealership used to be a magical place filled with kittens. That was back in the good old days. Now the kittens have been replaced with reality t.v. about pit bulls, the trashiest member of the dog family. I miss the kittens. There are donuts now, but I just had a delicious protein …