Ah, summertime at the lake. Wet dog smell, hot pine needles, sagebrush, Jeffrey pines and the faint aroma of sunscreen you definitely forgot to reapply. Does it really get any better than that? Actually, yes, it does—if you have just purchased the best inflatable paddle board for dogs and you are ready to launch yourself …
If my pets were as clumsy and accident-prone as I was, then hell yeah, I would get pet insurance for all of them. The rescue dog, however, is the athletic maniac who chews on donkey bones and runs fifteen miles every day in a land where we have cactus and rattlesnakes. That bitch needs pet …
As a dog owner, we have all been there. You are wandering through the wilderness with your pup not a care in the world and out of the pristine wilderness comes a coyote, a wolf (Depending on what part of the country you live in) or possibly a rabid poodle. What the fuck do you …
Today my dog became terrified of gangly teenage boys. I swear, this mutt of mine has probably passed teenagers on the trails and paths of many forests in all her miles she has logged climbing mountain passes and jogging down pine needle strewn trails but today the stinky teenagers terrified her. It must be the …
Last week I had to tell my pup to “Drop it!” on the trail. Why was Dog Mom raising her voice this time? Because man’s best friend had part of a deer leg, hoove still attached, in her mouth. Being that I am the best Dog Mom ever (In her pea-brained mind) she was thrilled …


