When trapped on a mountain on a warm Thanksgiving Eve what better way to waste a few hours than murder some lobsters? Yes, I’m the kind of person who has a few vodka tonics than sees what her kitten will do when face to face with a live Maine lobster. …
I should have known as soon as we walked into our suite. The first thing I noticed, well besides the spacious floor plan and the ocean front view was the painting of the dude grabbing his nuts. As soon as my boyfriend walked into the bedroom it was the first …
It’s been eight years since I have been to Mexico. Let me tell you, Mexico is still a cluster fuck for the California driver. You cross the border and laws what fucking laws? Every intersection is a traffic circle. It’s a desperate dance in a two ton Japanese SUV to …
Do you think this sweater will fit my cat?” The weary Target employee, already looking haggard with trying to be nice to customers in early November, gives me a dirty look. I can almost hear his thoughts coming through his dead retail eyes; Why the hell is this girl buying a sweater …
You know what’s great about this country we live in? We have so many personal freedoms. And a hell of a lot of people are taking advantage of those freedoms tonight. We have the right to peacefully protest. Yet instead of peacefully protesting …