Today I watched Carly do the stupidest thing I have ever seen her do. And I have seen that dog do a lot of stupid things. She jumped out of a mostly closed car window while I was driving thirty miles an hour because she saw a squirrel. Nope, she did not catch the squirrel. …
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If there is one think that has nothing in common with smoothies, juicing and healthy living, it is truckers. Hi. Let me tell you about my dad. My dad is a country music listening, truck driving man. He once found a dead rattle snake-skin on the side of the freeway and stopped his big …
The Subaru dealership used to be a magical place filled with kittens. That was back in the good old days. Now the kittens have been replaced with reality t.v. about pit bulls, the trashiest member of the dog family. I miss the kittens. There are donuts now, but I just had a delicious protein …
Although I live an hour from the date center of California, scenic Indio, home to date trees and lots and lots of meth, I had never had a date before a week ago. I have seen Date Shakes on menus of Southern California shake shacks for years and yet never tried one. I have …
Working in customer service is so hard. And it’s a lot harder when people are dicks and you can’t eat carbs. After a day at work when people cuss me out as I pick up carloads of trash, throw their dirty used diapers at my feet and tell me I’m an elitist for refusing to …