Sometimes you have to take a detour off the beaten path to discover the best shit. And sometimes that detour may lead might you to a lot of sheep shit. Or sometimes it could be the sight of many big horned sheep frolicking on top of a mountain top. I have a good friend who …
When I holidayed on the coast of Western India in bohemian Goa, right before this loathsome pandemic began I never had a chance to try some authentic Portuguese-inspired dishes. Man, did I miss out on some fiery mouthwatering flavors! Regional fare like Goan spicy chorizo sausages or tangy lamb vindaloo was invented in this seaside …
The South Fork Lakes are a joke. And I don’t mean like a pangolin. Oh, maybe that was the South Park pandemic special. As I trekked up into the Golden Trout Wilderness this last week these were the thoughts I was pondering (And I was thinking the Comedy Central t.v. show with Cartman was called …
I didn’t drive all the way to the South-Eastern Sierras to f*** around with rattlesnakes. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some springtime, wildflowers, days relaxing on our boat with a good book and of course, hiking through fields of grape soda lupine and cherry red king cup Cactus. Springtime warm weather means the …
Do you ever have one of those days where everything hurts and I’m dying? Oh and also none of the animals will stop farting? My dog literally shit four times on our tour of Lake Arrowhead today; Please tell me how she is still the smelliest asshole around? After a morning out on the trails …