A SUV that smells like a casino just hurdled to a stop next to my house. Two ladies, my age or younger who are probably two hundred pounds each and reek of cigarettes just poured out of the SUV to look at the short sale house across the street from me. Number one they stink, …
The first four and a half miles was an easy jog through an alpine forest. This part of the run, for me was typical, easy even. After that you cross the Devil’s Back Bone. The trail is just that, a single track trail on both sides with a severe drop off and you run, …
Next time I get the idea to date a vegetarian would someone please smack me in the neck? You know what frustrates me? Having to wash my hair before a date because it smells like bacon. I need to find a man who will love me for my bacon hair dammit! Further more I need …
It must be fall even though it’s only late August if Red Neck Mom is back at the corner bus stop screaming at the top of her lungs, smoking and cussing at her kids, right? That’s what I thought, and why I have ignored my sunny wood porch swings every day this week until today. …
I was perusing Craigslist this morning when I came across something special. Only in the 909 do people keep Bambi as a pet. I came across this ad I have a pure breed Saanen doe that I want to breed in August, so I’m looking for a purebreed buck to have her bred …