Do people really think I enjoy honking at them for twelve miles straight? Fifteen miles an hour is not a reasonable speed in an area that has a posted speed limit of 55. That Sammy Hagar song? Yeah, some days I feel like those words were written just for me. I’m sorry but my biceps start …
Why are tattoo places so gross? What if I just want to get my tattoo fixed in a tranquil spa setting? Wouldn’t it be nice if Bubba could fix my ink, and at the same time Iris could paint my nails and pick the dirt out of between my toes? (this is why I’m really …
When I actually had grass growing in my backyard a few years ago ? I just finished reading the Bucolic Plague and it has me in the mood for spring time! This book is so great, about restoring an old farm just outside of New York City, it makes me want to get out in …
This morning I awoke at five a.m. ready to go to work! Wide awake and I wasn’t even needing any coffee! Then I slooowwwllllyyyy drove to work in a little bit of fog behind some guy also in a Subaru at 15 miles an hour. I would give this fog a 4, on the daytime …
Favorite quote of the day… “I’m going to celebrate Earth Day by myself in the bathroom!”