I’m worried about Zion. He’s calm. He’s never been calm. Ever. Maybe he’s just had enough of the heat and he gave up? Maybe he has kitty laryngitis because he never stops meowing.. Ever? I personally think he hates me because I shaved him in May and his fur grew back, it’s now July …
Apparently some people feel that I tend to profile peolple by how much ink they have. What would you think if a man who’s face was completely covered in jail house tattoos started talking to you about kangaroo rats at the local Shell station? Also he was driving a brand new shiny Jaguar in …
Have I ever mentioned taggers are stupid? Yesterday I was relaxing in the bathroom at work and I noticed some one had tagged up our bathroom with a blue sharpie. They had written Obama on one of the Hawaiian posters. Except they spelled Obama wrong. Oblama. Damn hippies, maybe you should stop smoking the …
Caution… This is a real ad from Craigslist. When I found this, I thought it was a port a potty for sale, and I thought, great! My birthday is coming up! Turns out it is just a port a potty for rent. I don’t know why I find this so entertaining, maybe it is all …
I grew up in a small mountain town that sat high above the smoggy valley of San Bernardino. My town was often windy and wind is a real pain, believe me. It makes your allergies horrible, it blows dust and dirt into your contact lenses, it is not really fun. It does, however keep …