When I was a kid picking the weeds and dealing with the back yard was the worst job ever. It was almost as bad as cleaning my hoarder fathers garage. All of us kids hated the dandelions because my dad taught us to hate them. These sunshine yellow bastards blew their seeds all across the yard …
Month: July 2017
You know you are a spoiled brat of the outdoors when you judge the mountains of Colorado for not being pretty enough. I might be a forest snob as Fair Play, Colorado did not impress me at all, of course that could be because we camped at Middle Earth RV park. Oh I’m sorry did …
I just climbed to the top of a 12,000 mountain and it’s a very good thing I am the only human being on this deserted Sierra Nevada peak because I’m a natural deodorant fanatic and right now I smell like a natural deodorant fanatic. I like to climb mountains. Sometimes I ride my Cannondale mountain …
Some days I bike twenty miles. Okay, actually one day recently I mountain biked twenty miles. When I put myself through a hellish workout easy sashimi for dinner sounds amazing! Today’s bike ride wasn’t easy, not at all. That right there was the longest ride I ever have done in my life and it included …