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No More Grocery Store Reflexology

I just wouldn’t be a typical Monday in my life if I was not embarrassing the shit out of myself. This weeks embarrassment involved having reflexology performed on me for the first time in the middle of Stater Brothers and then almost passing out. I really couldn’t make this up if I tried. Yes, this …

Why Im Terrified of Figs, Oh And Also A Recipe for Bacon Wrapped Figs with Brie

  I have a Fig Newton Phobia. Weird I know. But until you have had been forced to make Fig Newton’s at gun point you really can’t understand.      Okay maybe it didn’t happen exactly like that.      One time when I was a child of about seven or eight my mom made the mistake …

Chili Cheese and Garlic Jalapeño Fries

    I just wanted my chili cheese fries ingredients and I wanted to get the hell out of that grocery store.    I had already had one dirty old man tell me a joke today about a penis circumcised and as I quickly shoved garlic fries, chili, sour cream and cheese in my little red hand …

I Think I Hate Stater Brothers?

     I think I hate Stater Brother’s.    Ok I am one of those people who is way to obsessed with the grocery store, what my body consumes every day, how it’s grown and if the ingredients are genetically modified.    I read labels of most things I buy and I try to steer clear of most …