Tonight my boyfriend lost his chipmunk in the crazy busy shopping district of Mong Kok Hong Kong. This was not like getting lost at the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. I couldn’t just meet him in front of Nordstrom. He told me to meet him in front of the McDonald’s after I stopped shopping for …
Dear Cheese Drawer, Hello. Hi. Good morning. It is I, your lord and master. I know you smell terrible but I love you, you Munster flavored mess. From your farm flavored goat cheese crumbles to the gorgonzola I will blend into salad dressing later this afternoon, I adore your lactose filled goodness. I know, I …
If there is one thing I love more than the ponies it is cheese. This may only be a funny story if you are a horse racing fan or (and) have had it up to here with technology. Or if you really, really like cheese. Tonight a Siegel stole my cheese. According to iPhone voice …
Tragically my organic CSA box today had no green beans in it. No problem I thought and I turned my plans for a green bean casserole into a turnip casserole. If you get turnips in your CSA and you have no clue what to do with them ( as I did!) they are also great …
We were off roading in the absolute middle of no where when my car made the noise. Ping ping ping. What. The. Hell. Was that? I had once, I believe, heard that noise before long ago but I had no idea why my Subaru was making it now, in the middle of nowhere on an …