We were flying through the vast Nevada desert Listening to the boss Bruce Springsteen blast through the cars speakers. Out here in Northern Nevada there was absolutely nothing to see for hours but but whore houses and donkeys. Where else in the United States can you say that? Northern Nevada is a …
I smell bad, real bad. I just ran fifteen miles and now I’m sitting at Urgent Care wondering if my ankle is broken. Lucky I knew where I was going, otherwise I might have been sat searching for the nearest Urgent Care places. At least I know that there are loads of Urgent Care places …
Friday night in the mountains with friends means baking a puff pastry covered Sheperd’s Pie and bleeding all over my kitchen. I know, I know, most of my recent stories are ripe with bodily fluid incidents. I did not mean to get my thumb stuck in the …
When we had arrived in Anchorage a week earlier we had looked like the poster children from sunny southern California, our tans, white teeth and sandals clearly making us stand out amide the sweat pants, and work boots of the locals. Now after spending three days in the bush, well we definitely smelled like …
A friend asked me today if I had ever had shin splits with all the running I do. No but I’ve had Shin Shits! Haaahhaaahaaa! Oh wait, is that only funny to me? I guess it’s funny now, because I’m wearing clean pants. It was not funny when I was twenty two years old, …