India is cows wandering in traffic. India is craving coconut rice. Once you have had authentic refreshing coconut rice you crave it with every spicy Indian meal. India is a rainbow of colors so bright it hurts your eyes first thing on a grey smoggy morning. It’s hard to tell if it’s the millions of …
“Hey Janette, stand next to baconmoblie!” Which obviously is the best food truck of all. “um, no” “Please! I’ll take your picture!” “No” “But its bacon! Bacon, bacon bacon!” “Amber, I’m an Adventist!” “Wops, I forgot” The scene is the infield of Santa Anita Race Track, Arcadia California. Janette and I are on a mission …
Dear Amazon Prime, When I order a bag of cat farts I expect it to be delivered in the guaranteed two days or less. I have many different options when purchasing a bag of cat farts and Amazon Prime used to be my go-to for buying birthday gifts such as cat snuggies and bags of …
I woke up in the morning to the sound of… I honesty am not sure. As I flung aside the mosquito netting over our bed and set two feet on the floor I wondered what kind of animal hidden away back in the jungle here in my favorite secret place in India could possibly make …
This year for Christmas I decide to buy my boyfriend a sushi bazooka. If I had one complaint it would be, I really wish the directions had come in English. As in I am making Japanese sushi, why are all the instructions in French? I think I may have just made him foie gras. I …