When I picked up my mobile, the first thing my Dad said to me was “Your Mother thinks I’m getting weird” Oh no, this conversation can’t be going any where good. Last week I blogged about how my Dad likes to find “treasures” on the side of the freeway while he is at work …
Today a red tailed hawk flew by my face. Okay actually it was about ten feet away from my face, but still, it was really fucking close, and really fucking glorious. I was running in the forest, far, far away from civilization and out of no where this huge red hawk flies low, cutting …
Apparently I’m the bad driver. Wow, shocking as I spend so much time yelling, flipping off and just generally being angry at every other driver who dares cross my path. I learned me this fact today at the Rancho Cucamonga DMV. I showed up at seven a.m. and was the first one inside the building. …
The point of having a laptop is to be able to take it places with you right? To not be tethered to a silly little power cord? That would seem like the point of having a lap top. My lap top however hates me and I have to keep it plugged in none …
Well today was one more step down the road to not being able to take me any where. It seems I can’t stop shouting things that are better off left in side my head like “I have to poop!” or “Pull my finger!” Today I became that embarrassing person who we all know (And love?) …