I love winter nights. I love sitting by the fire and relaxing with some ridicules expensive beer after burning five thousand calories. Yeah, it was a five thousand calorie kind of day. Mary and I hiked twenty miles up Momyer Trail and we both felt like poo today. …
” Is that real fern!? Like they sell at Home Depot?” I looked at Mary in complete disbelief, I mean she is a wilderness woman! Did she really just ask me that question? “You mean, like the ferns that used to grow in our mountains before the …
No, No, No! Why was I throwing a temper tantrum? Because I did not want to go to the ball! I am a tom boy. I am most comfortable in jeans and a tank top with a ball cap pulled low over my face and my hiking fanny pack full of bug spray, SPF and …
Last year my coworker was putting together a Christmas playlist. When he asked me for my choice I requested Christmas card from a hooker by Tom Waits He just looked at me in disbelief as tragically in this day and age nobody listens to Tom Waits. Most people …
If you ask my dad about Mexico he will rant and rave about the traffic circles of Tijuana and you do not ever want to get caught in a traffic circle in Tijuana. Last week I learned why. For the second time in my life I got lost in …