A normal Tuesday in the Woodyard home…

   My dad just called me to ask me if I would go dust his rattle snake.
   Does this happen to anyone else?
   Just to clarify, the rattle snake is dead.
   He is in the process of skinning it to make a belt. I guess he left it in the kitchen window ( “Because it’s pretty”) and he wants me to check that number one, the cats have not discovered it and found a new toy, and number two, it might be getting dusty sitting in the window.
   What do you use to dust a rattle snake?
   This is a true story.
   I could not make this up if I tried.