Friends of mine love to say Dubai smells like oil, my first impression was it smelled like cigarettes. It was three a.m. and I was awake and in a country that smelled like dirty eighties cigarettes; I was waking up in Dubai. This was my first opinion of Dubai. After that first five minutes we …
I just wouldn’t be a typical Monday in my life if I was not embarrassing the shit out of myself. This weeks embarrassment involved having reflexology performed on me for the first time in the middle of Stater Brothers and then almost passing out. I really couldn’t make this up if I tried. Yes, this …