A Christmas song about our pre Christmas holiday at Jungle Retreat. This is what you do for fun when you have no t.v. very little internet and spend your evenings at the bar with Nala the cat and some cocktails.
Is there a better way to spend a pre-holiday evening?
Silver Cow Bells
Silver cow bells
Soon it will be time for venison vindaloo
Ring-a-ling, (ring-a-ling) hear them ring (ting-a-ling)
Soon it will be time for the cows to eat trash
Jungle Retreat sidewalks, stony sidewalks
Covered with grazing spotted deer
In the air there’s a feeling of tuskers
Otis the goat passing
Meeting spotted deer after spotted dear
And on every stone pathway you hear
Silver cow bells, (silver cow bells) silver cow bells (silver cow bells)
It’s Venison time at the Jungle Retreat
Ring-a-ling, (ring-a-ling)
Hear them ring, (hear them ring)
Soon it will be Christmas day
Elephants with erections, 
monkeys throwing poo, even a blown gasket or two
Cattle drinking from pools
As Nala the cat hangs out at the bar
Hear the peacocks sing,
What a magical time the Jungle Retreat brings
relax at the watering hole
this is Christmas time in the jungle.
