Its been five days since I have run. Its been five days since I have walked any where with out limping horribly and favoring my left foot. Its been five days of stress followed by compulsively staring at the gash on my left foot and praying for it to fucking heal already. Ive spent …
I feel like Lucille Austero from Arrested Development. Vertigo is so fucking weird. Its hard to explain to some one who has never had it. At first its fun. The room spins a little and honestly you feel a little drunk, weee! Than three hours later you are puking none stop, you fall off the toilet …
As soon as I reached the faire ground I tripped over five tree roots in a row and stubbed my big tow at least three times. I needed mead so that I could fly over these damn tree roots gracefully. The Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire used to be held in Devore, California, …
After running thirteen miles this afternoon on my day off I was completely exhausted. I was so tired I could barely drive home. I actually cancelled plans with friends because all I wanted to do when I got home was sit on my couch, watch movies, and try to enjoy my fancy beer without …
Ten minutes ago I was thinking of trading my Subaru in for a Jeep. That was ten minutes before we almost died on Cemetery Road. As tempting as a Jeep may sound, I know the sad truth; I can not own a fancy Jeep because I know from past experiences that I would just …