” Marie Calendars? Is having a pie sale?!”Said in my best Lindsey Bluth voice. (If you don’t know WHAT I’m talking about, Netflix Arrested Development right now. You can thank me later)I deserve a pie today, damn it! I ran over fourteen miles today.At the end of my half marathon this morning my hip pack …
I saw a UFO once. Okay you can laugh now. Go ahead, have a good old laugh at the red neck girl who lives in the hick mountain town and has seen a UFO. That sounds so typical, right? I was eighteen at the time of my UFO sighting. I didn’t drink, …
You know that feeling when you accomplish something you have been dreaming of? Running a marathon, losing weight, getting that new job, it could be any of those. Today was a little goal for me, I found Bluff Lake Reserve, this really cool nature reserve about a hour from my house. I had been reading …
Today is a complainy kind of day. I hate stupid people. I hate people who abuse animals. I hate people who litter and breed little litterers (Is that a word?) (Is complainy even a word?) I just want to go for my run through a pristine Alpine forest and come back and enjoy horse racing, …
Oktoberfest weekend; good times? Let’ s hope so! It began with a cocktail, with toes in the pool and wet Labradors shaking tasty dog water into my drink… From there we were off to the Phoenix club in Anaheim for “The best Oktoberfest in all of So Cal…”And free admission as well! I was …