Have I ever mentioned taggers are stupid? Yesterday I was relaxing in the bathroom at work and I noticed some one had tagged up our bathroom with a blue sharpie. They had written Obama on one of the Hawaiian posters. Except they spelled Obama wrong. Oblama. Damn hippies, maybe you should stop smoking the …
Caution… This is a real ad from Craigslist. When I found this, I thought it was a port a potty for sale, and I thought, great! My birthday is coming up! Turns out it is just a port a potty for rent. I don’t know why I find this so entertaining, maybe it is all …
I grew up in a small mountain town that sat high above the smoggy valley of San Bernardino. My town was often windy and wind is a real pain, believe me. It makes your allergies horrible, it blows dust and dirt into your contact lenses, it is not really fun. It does, however keep …
When I think about America I think of kites on the wind; a sunny Southern California day with just the wisps of clouds on the horizon. I think of county fairs that actually have cattle , pigs, real live stock. I think of a baby Clydesdale all legs and tufts of fur on his wobbly legs, starring at …
Some times you just have to be random. Today when I started my morning run, it was six thirty and a little chilly. So I wore my favorite grey leggings. At least they were my favorite, until two days ago. While in my painting frenzy I leaned against something tan, and got paint …