I knew I was going to hate the river. I don’t like the heat. I don’t like bros. And I’m not an alcoholic so it would seem that a day at the river might be stretching a fun experience for me. You know what, a day at the river on a Thursday in June was …
Today was productive. Awake at dawn I ran over ten miles in the manzanita filled forest. The air smelled of pine cones and umm… bugs. Yeah the bugs were out something fierce today. My run would have been fantastic if it were not for the bees, flies and nates buzzing loud in my ear, …
I guess I should thank god for Dumb Dumbs or I would really have nothing to blog about. I have a new test if a boy is smart enough to date me. I don’t mean city smart. I mean mountain smart. It used to be a …
It’s hard to be a fan of the outdoors and not slowly turn into a outdoor merchandise hoarder. It starts with a pair of running shoes, the Asic women’s size 7’s in white and pink. Than your first pair of trekking poles. And of course you need a -10 degree sleeping bag to …
I feel like Lucille Austero from Arrested Development. Vertigo is so fucking weird. Its hard to explain to some one who has never had it. At first its fun. The room spins a little and honestly you feel a little drunk, weee! Than three hours later you are puking none stop, you fall off the toilet …