I love Halloween. There is nothing more fun than a bunch of friends dressing up as child molesters, Macho Libre and politicians while drinking beer. Yea. Over the years and through out the various Halloween parties my friends have come up with quite a few awesome costumes. The easiest Halloween costume for 2017?
Hillary’s emails of course! Unfortunatly I live somewhere it will be very cold with lows in the 30’s this Halloween so this will not be the costume for me. My boyfriend and I are thinking about being Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway instead, (This way I can wear more layers and a blond wig to keep my head warm. So what are the ten best Halloween costumes over the years? Well let’s start with number one, a great costume for couples.
1. The boobs
Okay, I actually just found this costume on the Internet, but I so want to do this! Pure awesomeness!
2. The Priest
This was about that time in history when it was all over the news, priests molesting kids. I know, most disturbing costume ever!
3. Macho Libre (And his buddy)
4. Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, a cat dressed like a chicken and Macho Libre’s crotch
5. Wasted Wenches
What can I really say about this picture? It is pretty self explanatory.
6. Renaissance Faire girls
You can’t have a successful party with out a few cross dressers!
Seriously, they look like my neighbors.
Sarah Palin, and friends…
Why are you dressed like a chicken bro? What did Mom do to you?
Also you look Delicious
9. Zion as a piglet
He was not thrilled about this Halloween costume.
I was not thrilled when he acted like a little piglet and ate my log of goat cheese.
Pay backs a bitch.
10. Drunk Seventies Pregnant Laker’s Cheerleaders.
Really is there any thing else to say about this picture?
Oh yea, and Steven is wearing a child’s bee costume.