Greek Yogurt Salmon Spread

If it’s a Tuesday morning at six a.m. I’m probably sweating in our living room. It’s barely light outside but my boyfriend and I are already doing burpees and power squats while Sean T yells at us from the t.v. in the corner. At first the dogs are always confused by us jumping around like a couple of ding dongs … Read more…

Have You Seen Mommys Ax?

You know you have been alone in the forest to long when you find yourself saying, “Carly have you seen mommy’s ax?” I was obviously talking to the dog. I may have been camping with her to long as I’ve started to refer to this little ding a ling as  “Princess” And “Sweet heart” I may have been alone to long … Read more…

 The Day the Hungry Mountaineer decided to become Vegan.

This week I decided to be a vegan. That decision lasted about four days than I was baking liver for my cats food (and also snacking on chicken liver) and then I remembered, damn it! I’m a vegan! (This week)  I suck at being vegan. Vegans don’t eat organs. I’ve had the most riduclous stomach problems for the last four days. … Read more…

Coconut Chicken Stir Fry

Today I ran as fast as a dolphin. As my boyfriend pointed out it must have been a very slow dolphin. I spent my early morning cursing the traffic of southern California. One whole hour to drive twenty three miles is just uncalled for So Cal and I just do not appreciate it. I was so traumatized that I had … Read more…

That One Time I Got Typhoid

“Babe, I think I have typhoid”  I’m laying on the couch in pain for the third day straight. “How can you possibly have Typhoid? You just got vaccinated for it and we are still safely in California!” My boyfriend is staring at me from the couch, the image of Donald Trump’s ginormous face reflected behind him from our smart TV. … Read more…