After three Bloody Mary’s it’s not abnormal for this to happen. Yes that is my little kitty cat and yes we are playing in the snow. This is what happens when we have a dinner party on a snowy night in Big Bear. Yes, this is life in a resort town; kitties on ice. I …
Last year my coworker was putting together a Christmas playlist. When he asked me for my choice I requested Christmas card from a hooker by Tom Waits He just looked at me in disbelief as tragically in this day and age nobody listens to Tom Waits. Most people …
Do you think this sweater will fit my cat?” The weary Target employee, already looking haggard with trying to be nice to customers in early November, gives me a dirty look. I can almost hear his thoughts coming through his dead retail eyes; Why the hell is this girl buying a sweater …
It just wouldn’t be Christmas if I wasn’t staring at a brown bottle of urine. In my dad’s defense it could actually be a bottle of Arizona iced tea in the trunk of his Chevy but knowing my dad and how he never stops for bathroom breaks, chances are good it might be …