I might do some pretty embarrassing things while awake, but what I do in my sleep is even better.
My best friend’s husband is a pilot in the air force and for four years they were stationed at Mildenhall, U.K. I never thought Britain would be a place I would like to visit. I mean I had heard the food was terrible, and I’m a picky eater. If it’s not covered in goat cheese I probably won’t like it.
Mimi and John asked me to come and visit in 2006 and I jumped at the chance to visit them. I really lucked out, actually. At the time my cousin was a flight attendant. She got me bumped up to business class, that in itself was an amazing experience when you flying for eight hours across the pond! This was only my second plane trip ever and I went in style! This was unfortunate for United Airways.
I was seated next to a cute little Asian lady. She seemed nice. As soon as she sat down next to me she began taking advantage of the free alcohol. First she had two glasses of champagne, then three bottle of wine with dinner (I mean the little travel size bottles they give you on the plane) Then she had Baileys with coffee. This was all within the two hours they were serving us dinner before I fell asleep and she passed out; I’m assuming here. So I’m thinking she probably slept throught what happened in the middle of the night.
So I’m fast asleep eye mask on, ear plugs in, when I woke up to what I thought was my cell phone vibrating. It took me a minute to realize I was on a plane, and my cell phone was off. So what was going on? I was farting loudly in my sleep. Wops. I’m pretty sure they will never let me in business class again.
You can take the mountain girl out of the mountains, but you should probably make sure she packs some gas x.
My best friend’s husband is a pilot in the air force and for four years they were stationed at Mildenhall, U.K. I never thought Britain would be a place I would like to visit. I mean I had heard the food was terrible, and I’m a picky eater. If it’s not covered in goat cheese I probably won’t like it.
Mimi and John asked me to come and visit in 2006 and I jumped at the chance to visit them. I really lucked out, actually. At the time my cousin was a flight attendant. She got me bumped up to business class, that in itself was an amazing experience when you flying for eight hours across the pond! This was only my second plane trip ever and I went in style! This was unfortunate for United Airways.
I was seated next to a cute little Asian lady. She seemed nice. As soon as she sat down next to me she began taking advantage of the free alcohol. First she had two glasses of champagne, then three bottle of wine with dinner (I mean the little travel size bottles they give you on the plane) Then she had Baileys with coffee. This was all within the two hours they were serving us dinner before I fell asleep and she passed out; I’m assuming here. So I’m thinking she probably slept throught what happened in the middle of the night.
So I’m fast asleep eye mask on, ear plugs in, when I woke up to what I thought was my cell phone vibrating. It took me a minute to realize I was on a plane, and my cell phone was off. So what was going on? I was farting loudly in my sleep. Wops. I’m pretty sure they will never let me in business class again.
You can take the mountain girl out of the mountains, but you should probably make sure she packs some gas x.
Comments
I’m laughing so hard right now. And I’m apologizing in advance for the tweet I have scheduled regarding this post. Oh no – still laughing.
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I’m going to check out your tweet right now. 🙂
I can’t believe you woke yourself up!
Yeah. This is one of my favorite stories ever, lol.
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Oh my goodness…OH. MY. GOODNESS! Turbulence!
Bwahahaha! Oh dear a lot XD
Happens to the best of us. I love how you set this one up. It seems like airplane incidents are in style this week–I posted about one too! I’m so glad I stumbled across yours–it got me laughing for sure =)
Going to go check yours out right now!
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Planes are a great place to fart. The engine noise usually lets you rip with impunity, and if the smell becomes obvious there are plenty of other passengers in close proximity that can be blamed for the offense.
Hahaha I loved this post! Thank you for sharing your fart story, some people can be so touchy about talking about bodily functions. Based on your intro about pooping in the woods in front of a hot guy and this post about farting on a plane… I have all I need to want to follow you.
Lol, I just added the follow button this morning.
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I would say it was my phone 😀
This. Is. Hilarious. Thank you SO much for writing this post because it really just made my night.
This is hilarious. I can’t believe that you woke yourself up!
Ha! I always chuckle when my kids or hubby would sleep fart. Of course, I NEVER do. Or if I do, I don’t know it…
This is hysterical! You are brave for sharing this and I appreciate that. 🙂
Go mountain girls!
Lol remind me not to sit next to you on a plane! Jk