Life of Adventure

A Sweaty Mess

     If I’m porch sittin’ that means it must be spring time!    Just to clarify, porch sittin’ means it’s seven A.M. and I am sitting on my porch swing in the mountain sunshine, drinking a latte, wearing my bathrobe (hood up, uni bomber style) and talking to my cats.    Oh yeah, I’m that scary neighbor …

$4.50

   I think we deserve to pay $4.50 a gallon for gas in this country.   Why?   Because Americans are fucking spoiled pricks.    We pollute, pollute, pollute, suck up unemployment like its going out of style, max out our credit cards and drive big ass suv’s, than bitch and moan about every fucking thing.    We are …