Life’s little problems seem real small when you almost step on a rattle snake in the middle of an empty forest. All I can hear around me are the birds chirping in the trees, the lizards scurrying through brush, and all I see is my life flashing before my eyes as my foot hangs …
When I complain about the youth of America, which I do quiet a lot because lets face facts, I love to complain, what I mean is any one younger then thirty. What I mean is anyone younger then me. I’m talking about anyone who is old enough to know better. I’m talking about “kids” who are old …
Today’s morning run is brought to you by the letter g as in grrr. G as in I would gggggreatly appreciate not shitting myself twice in one week. This morning was briefly slightly terrifying. I went for a quick run at Keller’s at dawn. Today’s adventure consisted of having to run for the first time ever …
Today a red tailed hawk flew by my face. Okay actually it was about ten feet away from my face, but still, it was really fucking close, and really fucking glorious. I was running in the forest, far, far away from civilization and out of no where this huge red hawk flies low, cutting …
Apparently I’m the bad driver. Wow, shocking as I spend so much time yelling, flipping off and just generally being angry at every other driver who dares cross my path. I learned me this fact today at the Rancho Cucamonga DMV. I showed up at seven a.m. and was the first one inside the building. …