Apparently some people feel that I tend to profile peolple by how much ink they have. What would you think if a man who’s face was completely covered in jail house tattoos started talking to you about kangaroo rats at the local Shell station? Also he was driving a brand new shiny Jaguar in …
Caution… This is a real ad from Craigslist. When I found this, I thought it was a port a potty for sale, and I thought, great! My birthday is coming up! Turns out it is just a port a potty for rent. I don’t know why I find this so entertaining, maybe it is all …
I grew up in a small mountain town that sat high above the smoggy valley of San Bernardino. My town was often windy and wind is a real pain, believe me. It makes your allergies horrible, it blows dust and dirt into your contact lenses, it is not really fun. It does, however keep …
Some times you just have to be random. Today when I started my morning run, it was six thirty and a little chilly. So I wore my favorite grey leggings. At least they were my favorite, until two days ago. While in my painting frenzy I leaned against something tan, and got paint …
Get a painting contractor Charlottesville, they said. It’ll be easier, they said. You’ll save a lot of time, they said. Did I listen? Of course not! I decided to do all the painting myself and it’s taken a lot longer than I thought it would. Last night I slept in a bed full of sawdust. …