Okay, a secret about me. What do I love almost as much as trekking through a snowy forest with my adventure pup? Hi, my name is Amber, the Hungry Mountaineer and I am a Sprout-A-Holic. I fucking love sprout’s of all varities. And, fellow healthy foodie, did you know how to grow sprouts at home …
I spent my birthday eve morning trekking up the Mt Whitney Trail foraging for wild berries for breakfast. The pup and I snacked on wild elderberries, chock full of vitamin C. I noshed on some Mountain Gooseberries and shoved some ripe currants at my face as I dreamt about the best scones I’ve ever had …
There is no better breakfast snack while out for a fifteen-mile morning hike than Keto Sriracha Jerky. You may not be able to enjoy bacon and eggs on the trail at over nine thousand feet. However, you can have a tasty and spicy bacon snack from a ziplock bag. Does cold bacon at nine a.m. …
How did I spend two days hovering over the toilet, five whole days not being able to eat and I still can’t fit my fat ass in my favorite romper? And after that, I spent five days stacking four cords of wet eucalyptus wood and my favorite shorts from last summertime still don’t fit. Let …
I’m not going to lie, I have not had a haircut in a year. My hairstylist has pissed me off so badly with her years of flakiness that I’m done. 2025 is the year to cut out ridiculous friends, colleagues and flaky acquaintances. This is why I shove keto French toast at my face. It …