What the hell’s wrong with my face?

Driving the Highway 18 everyday is giving me a ridiculous frown line on my forehead. Some days it takes me two hours to get to work. As much fun as it is driving fifteen miles an hour behind someone who is terrified of the fog, I would really like to go a little faster, Like 55, you know the speed limit?
I might be almost 31 years old but I am in way better shape than most of the twenty-something girls I work with. That I attribute to the fact I don’t smoke, don’t eat fast food and I work out 5 to 6 days a week; weight lifting, jogging, hiking, and kickboxing. Plus a whole lotta P90X (Or P90OW, as I prefer to call it). Yet even with the working out and my healthy whole grain, protein-rich diet, I find myself with one big problem. I have this huge frown line on my forehead! I swear its new in the last four months since my commute doubled in time and this fiery right-wing road rage-y mountain girl started driving very slowly double the amount every day. Plus it might have something to do with the fact I have to drive through the ghetto of San Bernardino daily on my morning commute.
There is only one solution. No, I’m not going to smile at the fools in my way; I think I need Botox. I have already started doing some research into plastic surgeons such as Dr. Ramsen Azizi that offer these kinds of cosmetic procedures so watch this space.
That is not all though. I was speaking to a friend of mine about cosmetic procedures and plastic surgery a few days ago and she told me that she is thinking about getting a fat dissolving injection to reduce her double chin. I have always been a bit insecure about my jawline too so I think I might have to treat myself to a fat dissolving injection in my chin as well. According to this source from VCI, in recent years, fat dissolving injections have been used to reduce double chins for a few years now. To be honest, I had been thinking about having a few tweaks for a while. Plus, I do not seem to be getting any younger so I think now is the time to freshen my appearance up a little.
Anyway, for some reason, I thought that Botox was a bovine product, but no. No cows were harmed in the making of this Botox, Paris. I guess that’s good.
Well, at least I would look a little less angry through the rest of the summer, right? It might be worth it not to be able to raise one eyebrow. As long as I can still roll my eyes, because THAT is something I need to be able to do every day, especially when Mike asks me
“Ummm yeah, is that pie made with organic Fuji Apples?”

Comments

  1. 3rseduc / handsinthesoil

    I got asked by my niece last weekend, what is wrong with your forehead? from a life of blindly squinting I have forehead lines. sigh. but like you I think I a healthier than most my age although I don’t really exercise. but I look at even skinny people are well not looking healthy.

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