Dear keto, I have enjoyed embracing your egg crepes and your zero-carb summertime pineapple jalapeno cocktails but you are not for me in the long run. Yes, keto, I may be breaking up with you. It’s been a fun six months of ketosis thanks to shirataki Low Carb Broccoli Beef Chow Mein and keto low …
Why do I summit mountain passes? So I can consume heaping plates of fried rice of course! Except that I am consumed with being a faithful fitness fanatic and also this keto lifestyle we choose to live. So what is the keto-krazed outdoor adventurer to do? Or what on earth should she cook up for …
On days like this one where I work, I mean hike for eight hours straight, I might need a breakfast sandwich to fuel my body for the long day ahead. Sure, you could cruise through the Mcdonald’s drive-through for a sodium-soaked biscuit breakfast sandwich with powdered eggs, Velvetta cheese and is that hard mealy thing …
Do you ever have one of those days where everything hurts and I’m dying? Oh and also none of the animals will stop farting? My dog literally shit four times on our tour of Lake Arrowhead today; Please tell me how she is still the smelliest asshole around? After a morning out on the trails …
On a Monday morning, there is a good chance you can find me on top of a mountain with some of the best views of the Big Bear valley down below me. I might be relaxing with my green juice and taking just a few moments of zen in this crazy life. The zen and …