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From Bed Pans to Pine Trees

This is probably the most romantic story you have ever heard. My parents met changing bed pans in a nursing home. It was the seventies; most of my friends parents met at Woodstock or Southern California’s famous Venice Beach or one of those other places hippies loved in the seventies. Not my parents. They both …

How to Survive Hospital Food and Have a Stress Free Hospital Stay

Today our dogs tried to murder each other. I, of course, tried to stop them from murdering each other. In my effort to remove Candy’s teeth from Carly’s throat I somehow got bit. Do these dogs not realize that I am already in ridiculous pain?! I think I’m safer in the hospital! Luckily a few …