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Indiana Jones and Dad’s Temple of Crap

I used to blog about my parents all the time when I lived in the same town as them and my dad walked around the front yard in his ripped underwear or took his Siamese cat on a leash into the local hardware store. I live on the other side of the mountain range from …

Mary Do you know, What the Hell to buy Dad for Christmas?

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Christmas shopping for my dad is not as easy as clicking on Amazon and buying the best dad-friendly gift. Does Amazon have a vintage 1980’s addition of Bargain Hunter? Well actually Amazon may not but Ebay might. In honor of Black Friday lets take a minute out of our day to ask ourselves, what does …

Subaru Screw Over Part 2

I will never buy another Subaru again after the bullshit I went through in the last week at the Subaru of San Bernardino. You would expect at a dealership where you had been a steady customer for the last ten years the management would not treat their customers like utter crap, but if you think that way …

Cats… Freedom on the Freeway

    My father is a fan of saving a buck or two. When I was growing up that meant collecting spare cans and never turning on a single light. I’m really good at seeing in the dark. That also means instead of fancy toys, growing up, we had cats, lots of cats. My mom didn’t buy …

The Summer of ’89 Makes me Want to Throw up a Little

     Sometimes I feel like I must repress some of my child hood memories and then they come flooding back to me at the mention of a subject like mushy lettuce.     Oh yes, mushy, chewy slime like lettuce brings back the memories of the Whoppers and the summer of eighty nine.    The summer of …