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That One Time I got in a fight with Jeff Siegel

If there is one thing I love more than the ponies it is cheese. This may only be a funny story if you are a horse racing fan or (and) have had it up to here with technology. Or if you really, really like cheese. Tonight a Siegel stole my cheese. According to iPhone voice …

Chili Cheese and Garlic Jalapeño Fries

    I just wanted my chili cheese fries ingredients and I wanted to get the hell out of that grocery store.    I had already had one dirty old man tell me a joke today about a penis circumcised and as I quickly shoved garlic fries, chili, sour cream and cheese in my little red hand …