This is a mostly true tale of a cat I once owned who was kind of an asshole. He was a cute and lovable asshole though, so there was that.
Once upon a time there was a long haired asshole cat named Zion. He loved to jump on the counter and steal my goat cheese as soon as I turned my back. Anyone who knows me, knows do not get between Amber and her goat cheese.
Getting ready for work the next a.m. I cut off some chives to put on my omelet and they were delicious.
I then spent an hour raking leaves with my assistant and in-winterizing my garden. After the yard was cleaned up it was time to make some German style braised cabbage for my lunch.